Piggy

So I usually wouldn't post about something like this but I found him in the fall stuff. I concluded that it was there because it is a representation of how we feel after thanksgiving dinner. Mmm pie.

Pillow

Perfect for the guest room or couch.

Forgot to post this...

This is a funny compilation of stories about famous people and their senior moments.

Tacky birthday gift

So I gave this as a birthday gift to someone that appreciates my blog. The stylish velvet art had some nice rips in it and the candle was already burned. I thought it was funny. He probably doesn't have me blocked. I also love the butt muscle and OH MY what big paws he has.

Timeless advice

"The coiffure provides a suitable frame for the face; carefully chosen, it can alter contours and hide bad features."

"Never warn a man against another woman. She may be a flirt, a coquette, a phony. But whatever you say against her will be ignored. Moreover, you will simply drive him to her. Love thrives on opposition. Forbidden love is sweet."

"Tense throat muscles and improper breathing are responsible for most of the bad voices you hear. Relax. Breathe deeply. Now try pitching your voice lower. See if you can't produce a richer tone."

Birthmark

Ah how unfortunate.

Lucky rainbows

Oh okay. Taste the rainbow.

Cat rod?

I didn't want to be left alone in the building worth this thing. A customer assured me that the rod sticking out of the cat's skull was actually useful for old people that didn't want to bend down to remove the door stop. Okay then.

Accoutrements

This could be for my evening job.