Fancy!

This caftan? is especially fancy because it has sequins. It was also donated in black. Don't forget to accessorize with floppy hats and ridiculously large glasses.

Muah!

Vintage Lingerie

These are sexah! Okay not really.

Rubber Ducky

Monster Rubber Duckies. Mad Doctor and Autopsy corpse?

Growth Chart

These horrifically creepy animals are avidly watching your growth with an unnatural interest.



Turban Hat!

I just KNOW these are going to be the next big thing. My boss refused to model it so you have to see my face again. Sorry. That's Mary in the background. She is such a sweet volunteer. She comes in 5 days a week because she loves the store so much. We love her too!



Hairbrush buddy

Interesting and poofy pal for your hairbrushing moments.

CLOSEUP

Thanks for the trash

This did not come with an extension cord. It was broken just like you see it. There are some people out there that can't bear to throw ANYTHING away so they will let someone else do it. It's even melted and burned!

Ewww

Another one of those gross donations. I don't care if it has been used or not. Don't donate stuff like this. Thank you for your compliance. Hahah I love how it's named Millie.



Oops!

I love the artistic rendering of the moment when you realize you said something bad..



Dog Years

Most of us would be!



Love and Marriage

I found this on my desk today and I'm posting it in honor of Valentine's Day. This was donated a while ago, I've just now cleaned off my desk and found it again! Single girls should buy this and remind themselves why they are lucky to be single. :) To the men out there, thanks for helping the world be an interesting and diverse place for all of us. To the couples out there, don't take everything so seriously. Love smooths a lot of things over!

This book is priceless!

This book caused me a little hesitation.

and then I opened it.

We had a lot of laughs when it was showed around to the volunteers.

Beauty is Pain

Apparently this is a thing. Who knew you could just iron out your face wrinkles?

Evil Bunny

Seriously scary. It's even worse in person. The fur is matted and icky. He even has a split end on one of his whiskers. Gah, NIGHTMARES incoming!



Banana ghosts

These are the ghosts of the dead bananas. They are screaming in silent agony.. okay they look kind of happy but still, they met a painful end.



Ever have one of those days?

Sometimes, okay the vast majority of the time, this is how it is at our store. This magnet is now on our filing cabinet.



Handy!

Did you know there was a guide?  Maybe it is required reading to get your beggar license. This book is from 1916. (This book is actually for poets back in the day. They must have been nicknamed beggars because they didn't make a lot of money from their poetry.)

Prehistoric Piercings

When I'm feeling creative, my titles are done in alliteration. These earrings are a win! They are Triceratops carved out of some type of bone that isn't fossilized.



Awesome wall mask!

This guy is just great. I am jealous of his eyelashes and dangly earrings.