Buddha bottle

I just thought this was cute.

Creepy Santa

I know I use the word creepy a lot. It's a good word though. Santa's head broke. The previous owners tried their hand at some home repairs. I wonder if someone's daughter is still missing this doll head. This gem was in our store's basement for a long time. Why did someone choose to haul it down there to save it just so it could be hauled back up the stairs and then thrown away?

Creepy Clown art

It's a picture music box! Twist the nose for a tinkling version of "Send in the Clowns".

Therapist alternative

Oh good! I'll need to hire a dietician and diabetes educator though if I tried drowning all my stress in Belgian chocolate milk.

Concert eye drops

Sorry for the fuzzy picture but if you needed this product, you should probably learn to recognize it while experiencing vision problems.

Chocolate fact

This is full of awesome.

Father plaque

If it's a laughing matter, next time double up on the birth control.

Crazy hat

He really is a good sport. I just don't understand why someone would want to donate this. It was probably an accident.

Umbrella hat

So much style AND it's practical. You never know when it will rain and you need to keep your hands free to help people cross the street, read a book, or stop to smell the wonderfully photogenic roses. Cloud cover makes for nice pictures and this will keep your camera dry too.

Martini artwork

I think this is fantastic! We Googled martini artwork to figure out who painted this. Michael Godard has some gems. I was partial to the stripper olives.

Christmas key chain

The words along the bottom are hilarious.

Redneck fan repair

Motor cover made from an old can. They painted it to match the fan. I think that makes it even better! My boss named this and wanted to send it to Jeff Foxworthy's fb page.