Really?

To be fair, the thrift store I work at is a hospital thrift store. Sometimes we do get medical equipment, like wheelchairs and walkers, to sell. I just can't imagine anyone shopping at a thrift store for one of these items.

Hilarious old book

The title page had me laughing a lot

Receptacle for your sorting needs

I had to leave work unexpectedly and my boss was kind enough to text me this picture. My favorite customer quote, "This box is too small for my rejects."

Retro gaming

Old School

Admit it, you tried to shoot the dog every time you missed the ducks.

Stylish and informative

We all know a few people that need this shirt.

Hakuna Matata

Are ya achin (yup yup) for some bacon

Luke, I am your father. Now I can help hold your pants up too.

Unfortunately this belt wasn't my size so I bought it for the cutest, geekiest girl I knew. She loved it.

Lapel pin

The perfect gift for that hardworking doctor in your life. It reminds me of that kid show that all the animals have the name as part of their bodies to help teach kids how to read.

Ching ching

Everyone should have a set of these. I may have tried these out in the back where no one could see my crazy dance moves.

Hangover shirt

You can puke on it and no one would even know!

They called him Salty

I just thought this was cool. It's carved from a single piece of driftwood.

OLD Book donation

This book reminded me of my best friend. I am betting this is the origin of the popular song that never gets annoying no matter how many animals are on the freaking farm.

Every Grandmother's dream?

For the longest time I was the dog Aunt. I was tempted to get this for my mother but I didn't because things have improved and she now has 6 grandchildren that aren't dogs.

Creepy

Don't get me wrong, I love purple but the eyes add an extra creepy dimension that will secretly haunt millions of dreams. Favorite friend quote, "It's staring at my SOUL!"

Motivational signage

I really should have.

Frightening

Creepy head. Fake glued on eyelashes included. I'm having a hard time figuring out why the spray paint is worn off in those few spots. Who could handle having it around long enough for that to happen?

Lord of the Rings!

There were some really cool things in here. Bookmarks, figurines, collectible trading cards for the movie, daily calender pages with neat pictures.

Wishes

I think this all the time. ALL. THE. TIME!

Don't screw it up

That means you!

Coke glasses

I thought these looked neat. They are shaped just like the can so you know how much liquid these glasses will hold. I love them!

Valuable information at discount prices

This is an intriguing title. I wonder if it offended any feminists out there?

Desk Plaque

The saying on this little plaque fits our store well. Figuratively. We don't REALLY have swamps and alligators. Well we usually don't, who knows what will get donated in the future. I also like the hat.

Swanky swag

Fine pin jewelry with a lovely advertising slogan. (pssst it says Hag)