Hilarious old book

The title page had me laughing a lot

Parting gift for the ex?

My brother wanted this shirt but he really isn't an asshole, unless you are stupid. Then all bets are off.

Business Card

The guy pictured on this card literally walked into my store and gave this to me. I was a little flabbergasted but I know who to call if I ever need a stuntman that looks nothing like me.

Politically Correct Past times

When you want to keep your card games rated PG

For a good time call ...

Pick up line business cards. There is a spot on the back to write your phone number. Hahaha. There is even a pirate one that says You... Shiver me Timbers

Flair

Loser store is my favorite

Condensed

Donation of the Day

When you just don't have enough time for God