Frightening

Creepy head. Fake glued on eyelashes included. I'm having a hard time figuring out why the spray paint is worn off in those few spots. Who could handle having it around long enough for that to happen?

Ugly sweater contest winner

At least I'm sure this sweater could win many contests.

There are a few things that disturbed me about this sweater even if the lederhosen almost made it whimsically funny. The fact that he doesn't have a shirt on but he has buttons, that is odd. Unless his shirt is bear pelt color and then he just doesn't have much fashion sense. The other disturbing thing was something a friend pinpointed for me. Either the bear ate the human or it's a human wearing a bear pelt the way Kenny from Southpark wears his hoodie. Where the heck did the nose go? Maybe the mommy bear stole it when he was a baby?