Monday, April 21, 2014

11,002 things to be miserable about.

I will share a few of my favorites.

Vomiting

Victims of lead-based paint

The working conditions of migrant laborers

All the books you will never read before you die

The passage of time

Brutus

Gas station bathrooms

Plus-sized models who are thinner than normal people

"When the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table"

Celebrity sex tapes

Blood sloshing in boots

Stepping on crippled birds

Coagulated curds

Getting a tarot card reading that predicts your imminent death

Marketing targetted at children

Working with someone that doesn't shower

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