Love is cookie

Or poop/hair balls. Dung beetle valentines present?

Vintage Elf

His hat comes off! I'm in love with this guy. I think that is why I'm still single.

Doll head box

It's like a magician trick gone horribly wrong.

11,002 things to be miserable about.

I will share a few of my favorites.

Vomiting

Victims of lead-based paint

The working conditions of migrant laborers

All the books you will never read before you die

The passage of time

Brutus

Gas station bathrooms

Plus-sized models who are thinner than normal people

"When the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table"

Celebrity sex tapes

Blood sloshing in boots

Stepping on crippled birds

Coagulated curds

Getting a tarot card reading that predicts your imminent death

Marketing targetted at children

Working with someone that doesn't shower

 

Dog Uggs

These are great! My sister had once posted a video of her dog walking in shoes. Hilarious!

Risky Business

Growing old doesn't mean you have to grow up. You can still slide around in your socks. Wear your rescue alert necklace in case you break a hip though.

Business Card

This card is amazing. My volunteer showed it to me. She had known him and said he was quite a character.

Please and thank you.

This would be funnier to you if you saw the difference between my desk and my boss's desk. I think he adds things to my to-do pile because you don't notice it among all the stuff. He frequently says that my desk makes his look good in comparison. Wing-man desk!

Designated Driver

That is a well trained dog!

Fart book

Because farting is always funny.

Loved one receptical

This woman brought this cardboard cylinder up to the register. She then proceeded to dramatically complain about the cost of urns at the mortuary. SERIOUSLY! Her husband's spirit is going to be the laughing stock of the family's vault. Cost = $1.

Road trip kit!

This bottle comes with a funnel for female urination needs!

Cow mug

This is punny!

Crochet Critter

Nothing says I love you quite like a bear with detachable head. Is it a planter? The plants would look creepy growing out of the severed neck. Is it a candy holder? You can pretend to eat it's guts!

Oldie T-shirt

There is a consolation prize for the aged.

Know-it-all t-shirt

I like the duct tape embellishments.

Assisted living

This advertising conveys the following: Please "throw away" your loved ones at this assisted living facility.

Butt exercises

This book cracked me up. Her selling point is that a good looking butt will attract stalkers. I especially love the page that lists other books by her. Nothing!