Sweaty Hat

Gross. I can't think of anyone that would want someone else's sweat stained hat. It was crusty too.

Badger badger badger

Cool hat? Honey badger don't care.

Chalk outline

My boss put this towel on the floor by my desk and warned me that is what happened to the last person that asked a question. He ended up buying it to use at the car shows when he took his cars. That should be effective paired with a do not touch sign.

Alcohol dispenser

Nothing better than having a naked boy peeing your alcohol into your glass.

Homemade Shoes

These are kind of cool. They remind me to be thankful I can go buy shoes and I don't have to make them out of whatever is available.

Commemorative Pin

Getting closer to the Forever Alone status.

Piggy

So I usually wouldn't post about something like this but I found him in the fall stuff. I concluded that it was there because it is a representation of how we feel after thanksgiving dinner. Mmm pie.

Pillow

Perfect for the guest room or couch.

Forgot to post this...

This is a funny compilation of stories about famous people and their senior moments.

Tacky birthday gift

So I gave this as a birthday gift to someone that appreciates my blog. The stylish velvet art had some nice rips in it and the candle was already burned. I thought it was funny. He probably doesn't have me blocked. I also love the butt muscle and OH MY what big paws he has.

Timeless advice

"The coiffure provides a suitable frame for the face; carefully chosen, it can alter contours and hide bad features."

"Never warn a man against another woman. She may be a flirt, a coquette, a phony. But whatever you say against her will be ignored. Moreover, you will simply drive him to her. Love thrives on opposition. Forbidden love is sweet."

"Tense throat muscles and improper breathing are responsible for most of the bad voices you hear. Relax. Breathe deeply. Now try pitching your voice lower. See if you can't produce a richer tone."

Birthmark

Ah how unfortunate.

Lucky rainbows

Oh okay. Taste the rainbow.

Cat rod?

I didn't want to be left alone in the building worth this thing. A customer assured me that the rod sticking out of the cat's skull was actually useful for old people that didn't want to bend down to remove the door stop. Okay then.

Accoutrements

This could be for my evening job.

Porno

This was hiding in a donation of kids movies. I said to my boss "I can't believe they made at least 12 of these!"

Eyebrow glasses

Oh the fun we have at our store. I am exceedingly happy that there were 2 pairs donated.

Descriptive T-shirt

I did laugh. I also couldn't decide if it was inappropriate or hilarious that it said David and Goliath on the bottom. This is what happened at bible camp?

*edit: I was informed that David & Goliath is a company that makes stupid tshirts so I guess bible camp doesn't really apply. Those really are some big Ps though.

Pen

The pull-my-finger-farting pen. Classy.

Magnify

This is now attached to my work chair so I can make this face at people and also so I can show them the inside of my nose.

Thrift store art

Is it just me or does she have a freakishly long neck? I actually love everything else about this painting. BEWARE THE NECK! This is also a new personal visual for rubber necking.

Airplane rides

I'm glad this pilot has standards. I gave this to a pilot that took me up in his 4 seater plane earlier in the summer. His hanger was decorated in a similar style. He loved it.

Coffee mug surprise

Ordinary coffee cup at first glance. When you get to the dregs of the cup there will be a surprise!

Fairy book

Every page had me laughing. I loved the artist's vision of what smashed fairies would look like.

Short Skirt

I don't see the point of wearing this thin strip of levi material, it wouldn't cover any naughty bits.

Derma Wand

With stippling action!

The answer

This actually answers a lot of questions.

Maximum Penis Power

So the funniest/grossest thing about this donation is that he also donated a body pillow he affectionately named Paula and he said he was going to miss "her"... We recycled Paula AND the magazine.  *Magazine was creatively cropped to protect delicate sensibilities.

Goodie statue

I had this particular person hold it because she makes yummy treats for everyone.

Good Stuff box

They lied on the outside bit not on the inside.

Bandaid

Giant dirty butt bandaid.

True story

I'm sorry to inform you.

Elvis hair

Now in a sleek plastic look.

What would bacon do?

Congeal.

Sex book

They really do have a dummies book for everyone.

Blind date Bob

He had a heck of a combover.

Gardeners

Clever

Toad ad

For all your cauldron needs.

Awesome button

Blog post 500!

"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." -Neil Patrick Harris

Flair

I hadn't ever heard this quote but now it is one of my favorites!

Love is cookie

Or poop/hair balls. Dung beetle valentines present?

Vintage Elf

His hat comes off! I'm in love with this guy. I think that is why I'm still single.

Doll head box

It's like a magician trick gone horribly wrong.

11,002 things to be miserable about.

I will share a few of my favorites.

Vomiting

Victims of lead-based paint

The working conditions of migrant laborers

All the books you will never read before you die

The passage of time

Brutus

Gas station bathrooms

Plus-sized models who are thinner than normal people

"When the evening is spread out against the sky like a patient etherized upon a table"

Celebrity sex tapes

Blood sloshing in boots

Stepping on crippled birds

Coagulated curds

Getting a tarot card reading that predicts your imminent death

Marketing targetted at children

Working with someone that doesn't shower

 

Dog Uggs

These are great! My sister had once posted a video of her dog walking in shoes. Hilarious!