Is anyone missing anything?

It would be tragic to wake up and not be able to figure out where you put these. Unfortunately they were probably put in the wrong box. So sorry. Eww.

Food fight weaponry

I'm sure the inventor's mother is SO proud.

Work shoes?

If you need to supplement your street corner work wardrobe, come on in!

Best customer conversation about these shoes. Customer 1 "Those look really hard to walk in." Customer 2 "I don't think they were made for that." Haha

Dating advertisement

Hahaha bitter is the word that seems to cover it best. Faces scratched out to protect the innocent.

*Sidebar - The book underneath, the Hardy boys, that was a pretty cool donation too. I enjoyed reading them when I was younger even though I stuck with Nancy Drew more often.

Latex Free!

There is a funny story to go with this donation. My boss is a great guy and he has a really strong work ethic. He has only gone home sick one time in the 3 or so years I've worked with him. Today just happened to be that day. So I put this on his desk with a get well soon note.

*Disclaimer: He only had a cold, I was just trying to be funny.

For a good time call ...

Pick up line business cards. There is a spot on the back to write your phone number. Hahaha. There is even a pirate one that says You... Shiver me Timbers