Donation of the day

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Timeless advice

"The coiffure provides a suitable frame for the face; carefully chosen, it can alter contours and hide bad features."

"Never warn a man against another woman. She may be a flirt, a coquette, a phony. But whatever you say against her will be ignored. Moreover, you will simply drive him to her. Love thrives on opposition. Forbidden love is sweet."

"Tense throat muscles and improper breathing are responsible for most of the bad voices you hear. Relax. Breathe deeply. Now try pitching your voice lower. See if you can't produce a richer tone."

Birthmark

Ah how unfortunate.

Lucky rainbows

Oh okay. Taste the rainbow.

Cat rod?

I didn't want to be left alone in the building worth this thing. A customer assured me that the rod sticking out of the cat's skull was actually useful for old people that didn't want to bend down to remove the door stop. Okay then.

Accoutrements

This could be for my evening job.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Porno

This was hiding in a donation of kids movies. I said to my boss "I can't believe they made at least 12 of these!"

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Eyebrow glasses

Oh the fun we have at our store. I am exceedingly happy that there were 2 pairs donated.

Descriptive T-shirt

I did laugh. I also couldn't decide if it was inappropriate or hilarious that it said David and Goliath on the bottom. This is what happened at bible camp?

*edit: I was informed that David & Goliath is a company that makes stupid tshirts so I guess bible camp doesn't really apply. Those really are some big Ps though.

Pen

The pull-my-finger-farting pen. Classy.

Magnify

This is now attached to my work chair so I can make this face at people and also so I can show them the inside of my nose.

Thrift store art

Is it just me or does she have a freakishly long neck? I actually love everything else about this painting. BEWARE THE NECK! This is also a new personal visual for rubber necking.

Airplane rides

I'm glad this pilot has standards. I gave this to a pilot that took me up in his 4 seater plane earlier in the summer. His hanger was decorated in a similar style. He loved it.

Coffee mug surprise

Ordinary coffee cup at first glance. When you get to the dregs of the cup there will be a surprise!

Fairy book

Every page had me laughing. I loved the artist's vision of what smashed fairies would look like.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Short Skirt

I don't see the point of wearing this thin strip of levi material, it wouldn't cover any naughty bits.

Derma Wand

With stippling action!

The answer

This actually answers a lot of questions.

Maximum Penis Power

So the funniest/grossest thing about this donation is that he also donated a body pillow he affectionately named Paula and he said he was going to miss "her"... We recycled Paula AND the magazine. *Magazine was creatively cropped to protect delicate sensibilities.