Risky Business

Growing old doesn't mean you have to grow up. You can still slide around in your socks. Wear your rescue alert necklace in case you break a hip though.

Business Card

This card is amazing. My volunteer showed it to me. She had known him and said he was quite a character.

Please and thank you.

This would be funnier to you if you saw the difference between my desk and my boss's desk. I think he adds things to my to-do pile because you don't notice it among all the stuff. He frequently says that my desk makes his look good in comparison. Wing-man desk!

Designated Driver

That is a well trained dog!

Fart book

Because farting is always funny.

Loved one receptical

This woman brought this cardboard cylinder up to the register. She then proceeded to dramatically complain about the cost of urns at the mortuary. SERIOUSLY! Her husband's spirit is going to be the laughing stock of the family's vault. Cost = $1.

Road trip kit!

This bottle comes with a funnel for female urination needs!

Cow mug

This is punny!

Crochet Critter

Nothing says I love you quite like a bear with detachable head. Is it a planter? The plants would look creepy growing out of the severed neck. Is it a candy holder? You can pretend to eat it's guts!

Oldie T-shirt

There is a consolation prize for the aged.

Know-it-all t-shirt

I like the duct tape embellishments.

Assisted living

This advertising conveys the following: Please "throw away" your loved ones at this assisted living facility.

Butt exercises

This book cracked me up. Her selling point is that a good looking butt will attract stalkers. I especially love the page that lists other books by her. Nothing!

Head traction

The illustration was amusing.

Hot apron

It's just me.

Hobo Bobo

I found him a lovely home.

Animal lover

Cute, fuzzy and strategically placed.

Tool

I wonder if this company is still in business.

DIY Project

Gnome craft project! Easy if you have some felt, pine cones and extra horse tail hair around.

The Nose

This nose once belonged to Santa. Now it belongs to no man. Well, it's on my desk. If you want to buy it, I suppose it could belong to you.

Donation Stowaway

This baby chipmunk probably fell into the back of a truck full of donations heading to our store. We found him in the donation bay and he scampered outside. It was scorching hot and he was pretty lethargic. I was able to catch him safely and relocate him near a pond and trees. He is gorgeous and I was able to get really close to take these pictures. We named him Pete.

 He was so curious about my phone but I was hesitant to touch him so I didn't let him get quite that close.

Butterfly shirt.

This is the largest 4X shirt I've ever seen. I wear plus size clothing and 3 of me could fit.

Purple pants!

My boss was so excited about this find that he had to make it into a display. The shirt pockets look like eyes.

New motto

I know some people that could benefit from this!

Creepiest doll ever!

Aaaaaaagghhhhhhh!

It has 3 faces!! Sleeping, crying and happy. The hair is stationary while the faces spin and spin into insanity.

Holographic Jesus

I just don't understand why.

Regular Jesus is welcome, drug-induced Jesus can knock somewhere else. Thanks!

 

Protection

I work in an interesting place. I was wearing this just in case...

Wiggy

I felt beautiful until a child told me I looked like a grandma. Then she tried it on and giggled.

Mmm candy

Used candy at a thrift store is disturbing but this takes it to a whole new level.

True story

I love funny t- shirts. This one is gold.