Sweaty Hat

Gross. I can't think of anyone that would want someone else's sweat stained hat. It was crusty too.

Badger badger badger

Cool hat? Honey badger don't care.

Chalk outline

My boss put this towel on the floor by my desk and warned me that is what happened to the last person that asked a question. He ended up buying it to use at the car shows when he took his cars. That should be effective paired with a do not touch sign.

Alcohol dispenser

Nothing better than having a naked boy peeing your alcohol into your glass.

Homemade Shoes

These are kind of cool. They remind me to be thankful I can go buy shoes and I don't have to make them out of whatever is available.