Short Skirt

I don't see the point of wearing this thin strip of levi material, it wouldn't cover any naughty bits.

Derma Wand

With stippling action!

The answer

This actually answers a lot of questions.

Maximum Penis Power

So the funniest/grossest thing about this donation is that he also donated a body pillow he affectionately named Paula and he said he was going to miss "her"... We recycled Paula AND the magazine.  *Magazine was creatively cropped to protect delicate sensibilities.

Goodie statue

I had this particular person hold it because she makes yummy treats for everyone.

Good Stuff box

They lied on the outside bit not on the inside.

Bandaid

Giant dirty butt bandaid.

True story

I'm sorry to inform you.

Elvis hair

Now in a sleek plastic look.

What would bacon do?

Congeal.