Sexy clown

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Scrap wood

I think they were practicing their surprised eyebrow painting skills.

Aww Nuts

Maybe it will be donated.

Shabby chic Shoes

Or just shabby. Really really shabby. Some people just can't throw anything away.

Fancy dog

Fabulous!

Ugly shirt

Tone it down a notch.

Santa's hidden talent

Did you know he was proficient with this mystical instrument?

Boxing protection

I promised the models I wouldn't mention their names or tag them on facebook.

Elf on the Shelf - Thrift Store version

He thinks highly of himself.

He probably wanted to increase his price.

He had always dreamed about being a pilot

He is really curious.

She forgave him.

Sharpening his nose.

Elf - It's what's for dinner

Aw nuts

Papa Bear's drink was too hot.

Mama Bear's was just right.

Found some cheap wine!

Top it off with some Bailey's

He wasn't feeling so hot after all his binge drinking and decided to visit the toilet. He fell in.

The cat caught him.

He decided he needed to work on his muscles so he could get away easier next time. Or he wanted to look at the pictures.

Trying out the get-away vehicles.

Hoping to become more than just an alcohol client, after he got home from the bank.

This getaway vehicle isn't going anywhere.

He thinks he will stick with the airplane.

He is parched from all his travels. He will be stealing Dave's drink and then listen to the Neil Diamond Christmas CD

 

Copying his butt

That cat is in trouble!