3.14 3.14 sign

This sign could be used for the Math room, bakery, or bathroom sign! We are now using it for the store's mathroom.

Holiday decoration

This is the thought that came to mind when I saw this. Be grateful this holiday season. You could be working in the olden days, in a brick factory, when child labor was legal. They got coal back then and they felt blessed! Stop whining about not getting the latest ipad.

Happy Halloween

This greeting was brought to you by awkward pumpkin.

Carnival glass

It's a beautiful piece of Fenton carnival glass. The iridescent sheen is gorgeous.

Classy t-shirt

Nothing says sophisticated like a picture puzzle where the answer is a swear word.

Maxine apron

Dave eagerly volunteered to model this donation... I wonder if he is trying to send a message to the masses.

Creepy Clown

This thing is heavy enough to be a suspected murder weapon. It's like a red pepper and a clown cross-pollinated add some icing for hands and ta-da a unique piece of crazy to display in your home or office.

Charms

After the fifth child, they ran out of vowels. The names are Ellis, David, Ellen, Susan, Marie and MLS. Poor MLS was shafted.

Masks 3

Me- Nothing says creepy like a rodent on your face.
My Boss-There are worse places for a rodent to be.

Masks 2

Just a regular day at the Thrift Store. My boss and I just hanging out and trying on the merchandise. I don't think these were meant for faces. They smashed your nose.

Mask 1

This is my cranky face. Don't mess with me, I'm in the zone.

Underwear

The big driver! The strategically placed picture isn't even the funniest thing about this donation. It's the pee stain on the front.

Hey sexy lady.

Gangnam style train conductor?

1903 Newspaper

The title of this news article is stupendous! The whole thing talks about pranks they did with cadavers. The ending explains how they robbed graves. You just don't get news like this anymore. 

Hair hat

For the bald man in your life.

Toad plaque

Toad is very wise.

Napkin rings

Pretzels or pooh piles? You decide.

A-O.K.

I have the Jamaican version of "Don't Worry" stuck in my head. It happens everytime I look at this faux-stone sculpture.

Bean dip or boob?

Remember to always look under your dishes for a boob surprise! Hilarious, naughty artist.

Bad thrift store art

I just like the real feather glued on as an earring.

Sock something

Volunteer quote, "Are those arms or nipples?"

Broken Watch

This watch didn't work so I pulled it apart and stuck the guts back in it to see if it would sell. This clock isn't even right twice a day.

Creepy head again

It's really difficult to put makeup on Styrofoam. In case you wondered.