Tacky Jewelry

I call this jewelry line, Endangered animal on a spit. There are a lot of parrots available if anybody is interested in brightening up their wardrobe in a horrific way.

Gross earrings - Tail of Cat

They look just like a tail that was cut off a cat.

Gremlin pen

I love his cute little ears.

Death playing cards

I kept teasing a smoker by reading each card out loud. The one showing was my favorite warning.

Wizard of Oz

I love these! Don't MAKE me get the flying monkeys. That is a scary threat.

Homemade underwear

Cute!

Master's Card

Very clever.

49ers Super Fan dancing guy

NSFW (naked cartoon) - Crazy Thermometer

Someone left this little treasure on my desk. Google translate says it is Finnish for Painting Business Tapio Salminen. I don't really trust that answer but Bing gave me a similar result. 

Cocaine mirror

One of my volunteers pledged that this was a cocaine mirror and the powder got all over his hands. He said his dad was a cop and that's why he knew what it was. If you look close you can see some white powder.

Wood slice

Too true

Blarney

Bahaha! I know this is kind of bad but it made me laugh.

Vodka problems

I love the brand name. I'm sure we can blame that effen vodka for a lot of problems in the world.

Ugly sweater

I'm going to start posting all the great holiday sweaters to get everyone in the mood for Christmas.