Clip on earrings

Eight pairs of these earrings that don't match. I think it stands for Donkey Kong.

Birdseed and books

Donation alliteration makes me happy. This was also funny to find under the books. I just wonder if there is an interesting internal conversation the donor goes through before they drop off their stuff.

Real Skull

The dried up fur around the antlers make it look like it's wearing a bad tupee. Gross!

Creepy candles

Giant creepy finger candles. Great Halloween decor!

Trippy book

What do they say?

Leadership shirt

If this wasn't stained, I would be tempted to wear it at my next leadership training class. The instructor would get a kick out of it.

Signage

Always good advice.

Mafia sign

How many people do you have to kill to stay in good standing?

Leadership sign

This is great! I imagine it said in a dopey voice.

Fart proudly

I always liked him, now I like him more!

Polygamy book

I was hoping the book would be full of songs! It wasn't. I did find a poem though. I hope you like it.

25 million dollars

Sadly it's not legal tender. Can you imagine trying to make change?

Milk Glass

The top two shelves are entirely milk glass. Beautiful pieces in excellent condition. The pattern is grapes and leaves bumped out.

Barbed Wire Art

I think this is really cool! I hope the artist is up to date on the tetanus shot.

Chocolate hat

It's either a hershey kiss hat or alien mind probe protection.

Difficult Bosses

I left this prominently displayed on my desk so that my boss would see it. It's a good thing he has a sense of humor.

Box art

Anatomically correct women according to a child. I wonder if the parents knew there were doodles on the donation box. This made me laugh and I hope it doesn't offend anyone.

D.A.R.E Shirt

Resist drugs? This brings to mind Iocane powder and how Wesley build up a resistance to it. It just doesn't seem like a strong enough statement about drugs!

 

Sailer Girl Shirt

This is my customer Lee. He was a good sport to model this for me. He offered to model the fur covered jock strap as well but I politely declined. My job makes me smile.

 

A lovely view of the back

Comic book

It's Swedish!