Sexy clown

Draw me like one of your French girls.

Scrap wood

I think they were practicing their surprised eyebrow painting skills.

Aww Nuts

Maybe it will be donated.

Shabby chic Shoes

Or just shabby. Really really shabby. Some people just can't throw anything away.

Fancy dog

Fabulous!

Ugly shirt

Tone it down a notch.

Santa's hidden talent

Did you know he was proficient with this mystical instrument?

Boxing protection

I promised the models I wouldn't mention their names or tag them on facebook.

Elf on the Shelf - Thrift Store version

He thinks highly of himself.

He probably wanted to increase his price.

He had always dreamed about being a pilot

He is really curious.

She forgave him.

Sharpening his nose.

Elf - It's what's for dinner

Aw nuts

Papa Bear's drink was too hot.

Mama Bear's was just right.

Found some cheap wine!

Top it off with some Bailey's

He wasn't feeling so hot after all his binge drinking and decided to visit the toilet. He fell in.

The cat caught him.

He decided he needed to work on his muscles so he could get away easier next time. Or he wanted to look at the pictures.

Trying out the get-away vehicles.

Hoping to become more than just an alcohol client, after he got home from the bank.

This getaway vehicle isn't going anywhere.

He thinks he will stick with the airplane.

He is parched from all his travels. He will be stealing Dave's drink and then listen to the Neil Diamond Christmas CD

 

Copying his butt

That cat is in trouble!

Buddha bottle

I just thought this was cute.

Creepy Santa

I know I use the word creepy a lot. It's a good word though. Santa's head broke. The previous owners tried their hand at some home repairs. I wonder if someone's daughter is still missing this doll head. This gem was in our store's basement for a long time. Why did someone choose to haul it down there to save it just so it could be hauled back up the stairs and then thrown away?

Creepy Clown art

It's a picture music box! Twist the nose for a tinkling version of "Send in the Clowns".

Therapist alternative

Oh good! I'll need to hire a dietician and diabetes educator though if I tried drowning all my stress in Belgian chocolate milk.

Concert eye drops

Sorry for the fuzzy picture but if you needed this product, you should probably learn to recognize it while experiencing vision problems.

Chocolate fact

This is full of awesome.

Father plaque

If it's a laughing matter, next time double up on the birth control.

Crazy hat

He really is a good sport. I just don't understand why someone would want to donate this. It was probably an accident.

Umbrella hat

So much style AND it's practical. You never know when it will rain and you need to keep your hands free to help people cross the street, read a book, or stop to smell the wonderfully photogenic roses. Cloud cover makes for nice pictures and this will keep your camera dry too.

Martini artwork

I think this is fantastic! We Googled martini artwork to figure out who painted this. Michael Godard has some gems. I was partial to the stripper olives.

Christmas key chain

The words along the bottom are hilarious.

Redneck fan repair

Motor cover made from an old can. They painted it to match the fan. I think that makes it even better! My boss named this and wanted to send it to Jeff Foxworthy's fb page.

3.14 3.14 sign

This sign could be used for the Math room, bakery, or bathroom sign! We are now using it for the store's mathroom.

Holiday decoration

This is the thought that came to mind when I saw this. Be grateful this holiday season. You could be working in the olden days, in a brick factory, when child labor was legal. They got coal back then and they felt blessed! Stop whining about not getting the latest ipad.

Happy Halloween

This greeting was brought to you by awkward pumpkin.

Carnival glass

It's a beautiful piece of Fenton carnival glass. The iridescent sheen is gorgeous.

Classy t-shirt

Nothing says sophisticated like a picture puzzle where the answer is a swear word.

Maxine apron

Dave eagerly volunteered to model this donation... I wonder if he is trying to send a message to the masses.