Mommy and Baby snake pins

These are over 30 years old. Vintage, beautiful, and creepy. Love the rhinestones.



Matching Mugs

They are both red and white! They also form a sentence. Kiss my Mr. Asshole. Hehe I am probably the only one who thinks I'm funny but that's okay.



Holiday TP

A low-cost, unique holiday gift idea for neighbors. Especially if you don't like them.

Useful Literature

I know a lot of people that could have written this book.



Versatile Reptile

This pin is neat! It's vintage AND a snake. It doesn't get much better than that.

It can be worn this way.

OR this way.

and probably more ways but I have work to do and I can't play with it anymore.

Rawrr!

Nothing cooler than a zombie T-Rex. Rawrr means I want to eat your brains.



Bigger than Yours

Another shirt my brother would wear. HAHA Love it.

Elegant Death

They made smoking so fancy.



Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

That line suddenly all makes sense. Clever.



Ooo la la

Spice up your love life for the low low price of $2.50!

Made in Denmark

Um... what does someone say about these treasures. The hair is made out of animal fur. The bodies are made out of trees. The little one needs more clothing but she accessorized with a necklace.



Secondary Ear Wax Storage

I know I've posted something like this before, but it is still funny when we get them. Funny, gross, and sad. There was only one. It probably fell out when they were loading up the clothing they donated. That's where I found this one. It fell out of some clothing as we were sorting through it.



Snarky Shirt

I want to ask this question to people several times a day.



Inspirational Journal

This quote is what I needed to read today! I need to remind myself to skip the reverse gear of life.



I can't find my teef (said as if you were missing teeth)

What is better, finding a spider in the donation or this? I'm still internally debating that question. The disturbing thing is they wrapped it up when it was still wet enough to make the paper stick to it. GROSS!
*Conversation about these with my sister. Her - They were gross and jagged looking. Me- I know, if I had to have fake teeth, I would at least ask the dentist to make them beautiful!



Angry purse pocket

Oh angry pocket on a purse, you are so wise in the ways of love.

 



Cup Surprise!

Darth Vader found a surprise in his cup. He couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a worm or excrement.



Crustacean Cap

I like hats, even silly ones.



Redneck Wine Glass

My boss saw these at a store for $10 each. He decided to make his own with some of the donations we get. Candlestick holder, red solo cup, and hot glue!



Golf Ball Surprise!

I found the following on my desk. I wondered why there was a hole in it and a cut around the middle.



So I opened it and found this!

That was a fun surprise. Then we found a couple more a few days later. I think it must have been a large donation and that is why it took so long for these to show up. They are displayed on a golf tee.

Such cute faces.