Someecards

I only showed the cleanest ones, the rest have swear words on them. Still funny.



Cats!

On one hand, this took a lot of talent to make. On the other hand, I don't see the fascination with cats having babies immortalized into inanimate objects. It brings to mind another post.

Disturbing Cat plush giving birth

This ornament causes a mixture of fascination and confusion.



Ah, Texas

This was too good not to share. It was probably made from a whole sapling.



I remember the commercials for this stuff

We tried this stuff out on a fuzzy squirrel bank to see if it works. It stinks! Boss quote, "It makes you high so you don't care if you are bald or not." He always refers to his hair as a cul de sac and that he is working on the roadways in. I had to google how to spell that and I found out it means butt of the sack in French. haha So much funny.



X-large for all your containing needs

I'm sorry for thinking these are funny. I know there are many times that these can be useful for medical problems. They are still funny though, mostly because I was sorting through clothing and didn't expect them.

Acid Trip Nativity

This is a unique idea for a Nativity. Gaudy too. I just can't describe my feelings right now. I took pictures of all the sides of this masterpiece. I threw this away after I took the pictures but knowing my luck, someone from my facebook friend's list is going to want it.



Good luck flip flops?

I keep wondering why they look brand new. Why didn't someone want to wear these beauties?

Improve your golf game by waving your feet in the peripheral vision of your competitors.



Keeping up appearances

I've never seen a fake tomato plant before. I was thinking of all the possibilities. I want a whole garden full so that it looks like I can grow things, all the time, all year round. The neighbors would be impressed and wonder why you weren't ditching all your excess produce on their front porch.



Hard of Hearing?

I have 4 or 5 volunteers that are hard of hearing. It is funny to listen to them have conversations with each other. It is always hit or miss if the response matches the question. They all thought this pin was hilarious.

Geezer Guide

In honor of the Hunstman Senior Games going on right now. There is even a section for pick-up lines.

Beach Burro with Beer

This was a page inside a travel book for Acapulco. They had a bunch of different beach pictures and this one seemed a little random. If you'd like to see burros drinking beer on a beach, then visit Acapulco!

Oldie but goodie

The answer is yes. He probably farted as well.



Christmas is coming!!

This is just to advertise that we started putting Christmas items out. It's funny because it was still 97 degrees when we started. Most years it kills my Christmas spirit and I can't get rid of the glitter until January.

This is cute though.



Finding North without moss or stars



It's a well known fact

When I was young, I threw a rock. This sign reminds me of that traumatic moment in my life. The poor guy has never been the same. It may have helped his brain to function better though.



Donated just in time!

Usually we are given items AFTER events have passed. This time, this breast cancer awareness bracelet was given to us just in time for Breat Cancer awareness month! We also have a donation cash box that the proceeds will go towards a breast cancer fund. In the past it has paid for mammograms for women that can't afford them and it has saved lives! I'm very fortunate to work in such a place that we are able to help so many people. I gave this bracelet to a 14 year old boy and he is wearing it proudly. :)



Crazy Cup

Pre-coffee face or post-coffee face?



Rainbow fish, is that you?

I think recycling is amazing! We essentially recycle almost everything at the thrift store. We recycle e-waste and and clothing too! Anyway, I thought this little fish was adorable and it looked cute on my mouse pad.

Weird happenings

Something happened to this bottle. Either, the bottle design team dabbled in recreational drugs, or aliens.
Some of the quips we came up with at the store. May go straight to the hips/gut. Well endowed Soda. It looks like like a matronly una-boob.

Also, why would you donate a drink to a thrift store?



Sith lords get hungry too

Darth Vader wanted to help me with the donation of the day today. NO the gloves aren't for sale.



Family Betrayal!

It says, To: Aunt Mary. She is either cold-hearted, or no longer around and someone else donated this.

Also, I wanted to share the FB friend post of the day, on my wall. When I'm sorting clothes, I recycle some for the good of the rest of the world and to preserve the modesty of the random woman/man that would buy the tiny scrap of clothing, like daisy dukes.